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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Michael B. Jordan
American actor (born 1987).
Born February 9th, 1987 in Santa Ana. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2026 at 39 years old
Ann Blyth
American actress.
Born August 16th, 1928 in Mount Kisco.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 97 years old
Thomas Noguchi
American coroner.
Born January 4th, 1927 in Japan.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2026 at 99 years old
Claire Maurier
French actress.
Born March 27th, 1929 in Céret.
Going-2-Die™ February 23rd, 2026 at 96 years old
Petr Koukal
Czech badminton player.
Born December 14th, 1985 in Hořovice. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2026 at 40 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771780741
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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