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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Morena Baccarin
Brazilian actress.
Born June 2nd, 1979 in Rio de Janeiro.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 46 years old
Wyatt Oleff
American actor.
Born July 13th, 2003 in Chicago.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 22 years old
Jirō Ono
Japanese chef.
Born October 27th, 1925 in Tenryū.
Going-2-Die™ February 24th, 2026 at 100 years old
Sylvia Cheeseman
British athlete.
Born May 19th, 1929 in Richmond.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2026 at 96 years old
Joseph Jules Beecken
Boxer.
Born April 11th, 1904.
Going-2-Die™ February 26th, 2026 at 121 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771926162
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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