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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Riley Keough
American actress.
Born May 29th, 1989 in Santa Monica.
Going-2-Die™ February 15th, 2026 at 36 years old
Lisa Lu
Chinese actress (born 1927).
Born January 19th, 1927 in Beijing.
Going-2-Die™ February 16th, 2026 at 99 years old
Naser Makarem Shirazi
Iranian grand ayatollah.
Born December 3rd, 1924 in Shiraz.
Going-2-Die™ February 16th, 2026 at 101 years old
Aaron Goldberg
American pianist.
Born April 30th, 1974 in Boston.
Going-2-Die™ February 17th, 2026 at 51 years old
Francisco Sosa
Paraguayan footballer.
Born October 4th, 1917 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ February 17th, 2026 at 108 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771126780
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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