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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jake Gyllenhaal
American actor (born 1980).
Born December 19th, 1980 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ February 19th, 2026 at 45 years old
Neil Harbisson
Catalan-irish musician, artist and activist.
Born July 27th, 1982 in Mataró.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2026 at 43 years old
Jack Taylor
American actor.
Born October 21st, 1926 in Oregon City.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2026 at 99 years old
Ernesto Belis
Argentine footballer.
Born February 1st, 1909 in Buenos Aires.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2026 at 117 years old
Frank Shakespeare
American rower.
Born May 31st, 1930 in Philadelphia.
Going-2-Die™ February 21st, 2026 at 95 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1771325331
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
When I shall die, let it be doing that I had designed. Ovid