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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kit Harington
British actor.
Born December 26th, 1986 in Acton.
Going-2-Die™ February 25th, 2026 at 39 years old
Nancy Olson
American actress.
Born July 14th, 1928 in Milwaukee.
Going-2-Die™ February 28th, 2026 at 97 years old
Toni Childs
American singer-songwriter.
Born October 29th, 1957 in Orange.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2026 at 68 years old
Leo Esaki
Japanese physicist (1925-).
Born March 12th, 1925 in Osaka.
Going-2-Die™ February 28th, 2026 at 100 years old
Salvador Villalba
Paraguayan footballer.
Born August 29th, 1924 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2026 at 101 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772023747
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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