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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Drew Barrymore
American actress (born 1975).
Born February 22nd, 1975 in Culver City.
Going-2-Die™ February 28th, 2026 at 51 years old
Estelle Parsons
American actress.
Born November 20th, 1927 in Marblehead.
Going-2-Die™ March 2nd, 2026 at 98 years old
Edith Eger
American clinical psychologist and holocaust survivor.
Born September 29th, 1927 in Košice.
Going-2-Die™ February 27th, 2026 at 98 years old
Benjamin Tetteh
Ghanaian association football player.
Born July 10th, 1997 in Accra.
Going-2-Die™ March 1st, 2026 at 28 years old
Mostafa Taha
Egyptian footballer.
Born March 23rd, 1910 in Cairo. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ March 1st, 2026 at 115 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772127822
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity. Gilda Radner