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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Gerard Butler
Scottish actor and film producer (born 1969).
Born November 13th, 1969 in Paisley.
Going-2-Die™ March 4th, 2026 at 56 years old
Mirtha Legrand
Argentine actress and television presenter.
Born February 23rd, 1927 in Villa Cañas.
Going-2-Die™ March 3rd, 2026 at 99 years old
Uroš Đurđević
Montenegrin football player.
Born March 2nd, 1994 in Belgrade.
Going-2-Die™ March 3rd, 2026 at 32 years old
Junji Nishikawa
Japanese association football player.
Born June 29th, 1907 in Japan.
Going-2-Die™ March 3rd, 2026 at 118 years old
Hermínio de Brito
Brazilian footballer.
Born May 6th, 1914 in São Paulo.
Going-2-Die™ March 1st, 2026 at 111 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1772232824
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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