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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Matt Damon
American actor (born 1970).
Born October 8th, 1970 in Cambridge.
Going-2-Die™ March 21st, 2026 at 55 years old
Desmond Morris
British zoologist, ethologist and surrealist painter (born 1928).
Born January 24th, 1928 in Purton.
Going-2-Die™ March 17th, 2026 at 98 years old
Ibrahim Maza
Algerian-german footballer.
Born November 24th, 2005 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ March 20th, 2026 at 20 years old
Thea Musgrave
Scottish composer.
Born May 27th, 1928 in Edinburgh.
Going-2-Die™ March 21st, 2026 at 97 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1773710701
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Tell your friend that in his death, a part of you dies and goes with him. Wherever he goes, you also go. He will not be alone. Jiddu Krishnamurti