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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mariska Hargitay
American actress, producer, and philanthropist (born 1964).
Born January 23rd, 1964 in Providence Saint John's Health Center.
Going-2-Die™ April 21st, 2026 at 62 years old
Anatoly Shariy
Ukrainian blogger.
Born August 20th, 1978 in Kyiv.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2026 at 47 years old
Vernon L. Smith
American economist.
Born January 1st, 1927 in Wichita.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2026 at 99 years old
Sheila Lerwill
British athlete.
Born August 16th, 1928 in London.
Going-2-Die™ April 19th, 2026 at 97 years old
Ernst Hufschmid
Swiss handball player.
Born October 9th, 1910 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ April 20th, 2026 at 115 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1773383176
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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