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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Brendan Fraser
Canadian-american actor (born 1968).
Born December 3rd, 1968 in Indianapolis.
Going-2-Die™ March 30th, 2026 at 57 years old
Rolf Harris
Australian-born, british-based entertainer and convicted sex offender.
Born March 30th, 1930 in Perth.
Going-2-Die™ March 27th, 2026 at 95 years old
Yves Lacoste
French geographer and geopolitician.
Born September 7th, 1929 in Fez.
Going-2-Die™ March 30th, 2026 at 96 years old
Juan Arricio
Bolivian footballer.
Born December 11th, 1923 in La Paz.
Going-2-Die™ March 31st, 2026 at 102 years old
Suzie Fraser
Australian water polo player.
Born August 27th, 1983 in Brisbane.
Going-2-Die™ March 28th, 2026 at 42 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1774637377
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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