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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Zoë Kravitz
American actress, singer and model (born 1988).
Born December 1st, 1988 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ April 2nd, 2026 at 37 years old
Buzz Aldrin
American astronaut (born 1930).
Born January 20th, 1930 in Mountainside Medical Center.
Going-2-Die™ April 3rd, 2026 at 96 years old
Samantha Spiro
British actress.
Born June 20th, 1968 in Mill Hill.
Going-2-Die™ April 4th, 2026 at 57 years old
Ilon Wikland
Estonian-swedish artist (born 1930).
Born February 5th, 1930 in Tartu.
Going-2-Die™ March 31st, 2026 at 96 years old
Eeva Kilpi
Finnish author and poet.
Born February 18th, 1928 in Hiitola.
Going-2-Die™ March 31st, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1774937172
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
For life be, after all, only a waitin’ for somethin’ else than what we’re doin’; and death be all that we can rightly depend on. Bram Stoker