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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ringo Starr
British musician, drummer for the beatles.
Born July 7th, 1940 in Liverpool. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ March 23rd, 2026 at 85 years old
Aleksandra Pakhmutova
Soviet and russian composer.
Born November 9th, 1929 in Volgograd.
Going-2-Die™ March 21st, 2026 at 96 years old
Yaacov Agam
Israeli sculptor and experimental artist.
Born May 11th, 1928 in Rishon LeZion. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ March 24th, 2026 at 97 years old
Bella Sims
American swimmer.
Born May 25th, 2005 in Las Vegas.
Going-2-Die™ March 22nd, 2026 at 20 years old
Tan Hong Djien
Indonesian footballer.
Born January 12th, 1916 in Dutch East Indies.
Going-2-Die™ March 20th, 2026 at 110 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1774017437
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death: something like birth, a natural mystery, elements that split and recombine. Not an embarrassing thing. Not an offense to reason, or our nature. Marcus Aurelius