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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tasuku Honjo
Japanese professor of immunology and genomic medicine (1942–).
Born January 27th, 1942 in Kyoto. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 11th, 2026 at 84 years old
William Daniels
American actor (born 1927).
Born March 31st, 1927 in Brooklyn.
Going-2-Die™ April 14th, 2026 at 99 years old
Harold Becker
American film director and producer.
Born September 25th, 1928 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ April 14th, 2026 at 97 years old
Destiny Chukunyere
Maltese singer.
Born August 29th, 2002 in Birkirkara. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 13th, 2026 at 23 years old
Abdel Aal Rashed
Egyptian amateur wrestler.
Born December 27th, 1927 in Alexandria.
Going-2-Die™ April 13th, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1775867782
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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