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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sandra Bullock
American actress and film producer.
Born July 26th, 1964 in Arlington County.
Going-2-Die™ May 3rd, 2026 at 61 years old
Raiven
Slovene musician.
Born April 26th, 1996 in Ljubljana.
Going-2-Die™ May 4th, 2026 at 30 years old
Hossein Vahid Khorasani
Iranian grand ayatollah.
Born January 1st, 1921 in Nishapur.
Going-2-Die™ May 2nd, 2026 at 105 years old
Heinrich Peter
Field hockey player.
Born June 13th, 1910 in Heidelberg.
Going-2-Die™ May 1st, 2026 at 115 years old
Manuel Gutiérrez
Mexican footballer.
Born April 8th, 1920 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ April 30th, 2026 at 106 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1777510349
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Death is beautiful when seen to be a law, and not an accident. Henry David Thoreau