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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Stephen Curry
American basketball player (born 1988).
Born March 14th, 1988 in Akron. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 7th, 2026 at 38 years old
Dick Van Dyke
American actor and comedian (born 1925).
Born December 13th, 1925 in West Plains.
Going-2-Die™ May 3rd, 2026 at 100 years old
Margaret Kerry
American actress, author, radio host, motivational speaker.
Born May 11th, 1929 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ May 7th, 2026 at 96 years old
Eduardo Arana
Peruvian lawyer.
Born October 18th, 1965 in Pueblo Libre. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 7th, 2026 at 60 years old
Hanns Nägle
Bobsledder (1902–2000).
Born February 8th, 1902.
Going-2-Die™ May 7th, 2026 at 124 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1777779144
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J.K. Rowling