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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Gordon Ramsay
British chef, restaurateur, and television personality (born 1966).
Born November 8th, 1966 in Johnstone.
Going-2-Die™ May 8th, 2026 at 59 years old
Eric Kandel
American neuropsychiatrist.
Born November 7th, 1929 in Vienna.
Going-2-Die™ May 5th, 2026 at 96 years old
Theodor Meron
Israeli judge and lawyer.
Born April 28th, 1930 in Kalisz.
Going-2-Die™ May 7th, 2026 at 96 years old
Emmanuel Grégoire
French politician.
Born December 24th, 1977 in Les Lilas. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 8th, 2026 at 48 years old
Mo Heng Tan
Indonesian footballer.
Born February 18th, 1913 in Dutch East Indies.
Going-2-Die™ May 9th, 2026 at 113 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1777975170
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do? Epicurus