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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rami Malek
American actor (born 1981).
Born May 12th, 1981 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ April 30th, 2026 at 44 years old
Suzuko Mimori
Japanese actress, voice actress and singer.
Born June 28th, 1986 in Tokyo.
Going-2-Die™ April 28th, 2026 at 39 years old
Tan Hong Djien
Indonesian footballer.
Born January 12th, 1916 in Dutch East Indies.
Going-2-Die™ April 28th, 2026 at 110 years old
Marceau Fourcade
French rower.
Born January 26th, 1905 in Annaba. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ April 30th, 2026 at 121 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1777333977
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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