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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Bill Skarsgård
Swedish actor.
Born August 9th, 1990 in Stockholm.
Going-2-Die™ May 14th, 2026 at 35 years old
M. Leelavathy
Indian writer and academic.
Born September 16th, 1927 in Kottappadi.
Going-2-Die™ May 12th, 2026 at 98 years old
Thierry Fidjeu
Footballer.
Born October 13th, 1982 in Douala.
Going-2-Die™ May 15th, 2026 at 43 years old
René Ledent
Belgian footballer.
Born November 8th, 1907 in Belgium.
Going-2-Die™ May 15th, 2026 at 118 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1778575883
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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