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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Ronaldo
Brazilian association football player (born 1976).
Born September 18th, 1976 in Rio de Janeiro, Itaguaí. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 30th, 2026 at 49 years old
Doc Severinsen
American jazz trumpeter.
Born July 7th, 1927 in Arlington.
Going-2-Die™ May 27th, 2026 at 98 years old
Bhavya
Indian actress.
Born April 18th, 1966 in Bengaluru.
Going-2-Die™ May 29th, 2026 at 60 years old
Gregoire Maertens
Belgian esperantist.
Born January 1st, 1924 in Bruges.
Going-2-Die™ May 27th, 2026 at 102 years old
Edmond de Knibber
Belgian archer.
Born January 23rd, 1875 in Saint-Josse-ten-Noode.
Going-2-Die™ May 27th, 2026 at 151 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779864064
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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