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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Idris Elba
British actor.
Born September 6th, 1972 in London Borough of Hackney.
Going-2-Die™ May 29th, 2026 at 53 years old
Jerome Isaac Friedman
American physicist.
Born March 28th, 1930 in Chicago.
Going-2-Die™ May 27th, 2026 at 96 years old
Ali Akman
Turkish association football player (born 2002).
Born April 18th, 2002 in Yıldırım district.
Going-2-Die™ May 30th, 2026 at 24 years old
José de Jesús Sahagún de la Parra
Prelate of roman catholic church.
Born January 1st, 1922 in Cotija de la Paz.
Going-2-Die™ May 30th, 2026 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779897840
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
We'll keep improving our predictions, but you can share these exact results using:
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. Kahlil Gibran