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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Akshay Kumar
Actor.
Born September 9th, 1967 in New Delhi.
Going-2-Die™ May 30th, 2026 at 58 years old
Torsten Nils Wiesel
Swedish neuroscientist.
Born June 3rd, 1924 in Uppsala.
Going-2-Die™ May 29th, 2026 at 101 years old
Lennart Carleson
Swedish mathematician.
Born March 18th, 1928 in Stockholm.
Going-2-Die™ May 30th, 2026 at 98 years old
Shoji Toyama
Japanese association football player.
Born September 21st, 2002 in Osaka Prefecture.
Going-2-Die™ May 28th, 2026 at 23 years old
Eduardo Gutiérrez
Bolivian footballer.
Born January 17th, 1925 in Bolivia. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 28th, 2026 at 101 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779994547
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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