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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Florence Pugh
British actress (born 1996).
Born January 3rd, 1996 in Oxford. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 6th, 2026 at 30 years old
Dan Futterman
American screenwriter and actor.
Born June 8th, 1967 in Silver Spring.
Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 58 years old
Alan Oppenheimer
American voice actor (born 1930).
Born April 23rd, 1930 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 6th, 2026 at 96 years old
Henepola Gunaratana
Sri lankan buddhist monk.
Born December 7th, 1927 in Henepola.
Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 98 years old
Lima Duarte
Brazilian actor.
Born March 29th, 1930 in Sacramento.
Going-2-Die™ June 6th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780434552
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation. Rumi