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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
American basketball player.
Born April 16th, 1947 in New York City. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 7th, 2026 at 79 years old
Rafael Cadenas
Venezuelan writer.
Born April 8th, 1930 in Barquisimeto.
Going-2-Die™ June 7th, 2026 at 96 years old
Jan Harting
Indonesian footballer.
Born September 9th, 1912 in Batavia.
Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 113 years old
Walter Beerli
Swiss footballer.
Born July 23rd, 1928 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ June 6th, 2026 at 97 years old
Oleksandr Marchenko
Ukrainian rower.
Born January 12th, 1968 in Kherson.
Going-2-Die™ June 5th, 2026 at 58 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780562858
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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That’s what literature is. It’s the people who went before us, tapping out messages from the past, from beyond the grave, trying to tell us about life and death! Listen to them! Connie Willis