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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Monica Lewinsky
American activist and writer (born 1973).
Born July 23rd, 1973 in San Francisco. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 8th, 2026 at 52 years old
Nigel Kennedy
British-born violinist and violist (born 1956).
Born December 28th, 1956 in Brighton.
Going-2-Die™ June 10th, 2026 at 69 years old
Neil Harvey
Australian cricketer.
Born October 8th, 1928 in Fitzroy.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 97 years old
Albert Durant
Belgian water polo player.
Born July 1st, 1892 in Brussels.
Going-2-Die™ June 7th, 2026 at 133 years old
Akio Sohda
Olympic field hockey player for japan.
Born April 10th, 1909 in Dalian.
Going-2-Die™ June 7th, 2026 at 117 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780809058
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. Unknown