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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Zac Efron
American actor and singer (born 1987).
Born October 18th, 1987 in San Luis Obispo.
Going-2-Die™ June 8th, 2026 at 38 years old
Sarah Koenig
American journalist and podcast host.
Born July 9th, 1969 in Sagaponack.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 56 years old
Fernanda Montenegro
Brazilian actress and writer.
Born October 16th, 1929 in Rio de Janeiro. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 10th, 2026 at 96 years old
Myriam Bru
French actress.
Born April 20th, 1930 in 4th arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 96 years old
Kamel Masoud
Egyptian footballer.
Born August 2nd, 1914 in Egypt.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 111 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780851894
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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