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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Jeremy Renner
American actor, producer, and musician.
Born January 7th, 1971 in Modesto.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 55 years old
Vigdís Finnbogadóttir
Icelandic politician, 4th president of iceland.
Born April 15th, 1930 in Reykjavík.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 96 years old
Gerardo Romero
Paraguayan footballer.
Born November 30th, 1905 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ June 9th, 2026 at 120 years old
Xu Yuanyuan
Chinese chess player.
Born March 8th, 1981 in Hefei.
Going-2-Die™ June 11th, 2026 at 45 years old
Marceau Fourcade
French rower.
Born January 26th, 1905 in Annaba. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 10th, 2026 at 121 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780944644
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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