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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Joe Rogan
American broadcaster, comedian, and actor (born 1967).
Born August 11th, 1967 in Newark. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 2nd, 2026 at 58 years old
Frank Morris
American criminal and prison escapee.
Born September 1st, 1926 in Washington, D.C..
Going-2-Die™ June 2nd, 2026 at 99 years old
Jacques de Larosière
French civil servant, imf managing director.
Born November 12th, 1929 in Paris.
Going-2-Die™ June 1st, 2026 at 96 years old
Paul Aeby
Swiss footballer.
Born September 10th, 1910 in Bern, Fribourg.
Going-2-Die™ June 2nd, 2026 at 115 years old
Aílton José Almeida
Brazilian footballer and manager.
Born August 20th, 1984 in Santa Maria de Itabira.
Going-2-Die™ May 30th, 2026 at 41 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780055262
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do? Epicurus