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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
David Foenkinos
French author.
Born October 28th, 1974 in 10ᵗʰ arrondissement of Paris.
Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 51 years old
Kurt Rey
Swiss footballer.
Born December 10th, 1923 in Switzerland.
Going-2-Die™ June 1st, 2026 at 102 years old
Mario Sosa
Cuban footballer.
Born January 1st, 1910 in Havana.
Going-2-Die™ June 4th, 2026 at 116 years old
José Pamplona
Basketball player.
Born February 6th, 1911 in San Luis Potosí.
Going-2-Die™ June 5th, 2026 at 115 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1780290124
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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