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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Julia Roberts
American actress (born 1967).
Born October 28th, 1967 in Smyrna. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 14th, 2026 at 58 years old
Elias James Corey
American chemist.
Born July 12th, 1928 in Methuen.
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 97 years old
Ricardo Primitivo González
Argentine basketball player.
Born May 12th, 1925 in Buenos Aires. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 101 years old
Ömer Eldarov
Azerbaijani sculptor (born 1927).
Born December 21st, 1927 in Derbent.
Going-2-Die™ June 18th, 2026 at 98 years old
Mario Scirea
Italian cyclist.
Born August 7th, 1964 in Oltre il Colle.
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2026 at 61 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781423806
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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It is the secret of the world that all things subsist and do not die, but retire a little from sight and afterwards return again. Ralph Waldo Emerson