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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Shailene Woodley
American actress.
Born November 15th, 1991 in San Bernardino.
Going-2-Die™ June 18th, 2026 at 34 years old
Farida Khanum
Pakistani classical singer.
Born January 6th, 1929 in Kolkata.
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2026 at 97 years old
Gilles Vigneault
Canadian poet and singer-songwriter.
Born October 27th, 1928 in Natashquan.
Going-2-Die™ June 19th, 2026 at 97 years old
Destiny Chukunyere
Maltese singer.
Born August 29th, 2002 in Birkirkara. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 19th, 2026 at 23 years old
Margo Glantz
Author.
Born January 28th, 1930 in Mexico City.
Going-2-Die™ June 18th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781715314
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forget life, to be at peace. Oscar Wilde