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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Kendrick Lamar
American rapper (born 1987).
Born June 17th, 1987 in Compton. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 20th, 2026 at 39 years old
Joanne Woodward
American actress (born 1930).
Born February 27th, 1930 in Thomasville.
Going-2-Die™ June 21st, 2026 at 96 years old
Alaíde Foppa
Poet, writer, feminist, art critic, teacher and translator (1914-c.1980).
Born December 3rd, 1914 in Barcelona.
Going-2-Die™ June 23rd, 2026 at 111 years old
Farley Vieira Rosa
Brazilian footballer.
Born January 14th, 1994 in Santo Antônio do Jacinto.
Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2026 at 32 years old
Hermínio de Brito
Brazilian footballer.
Born May 6th, 1914 in São Paulo.
Going-2-Die™ June 21st, 2026 at 112 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781992627
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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