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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Taylor Swift
American singer-songwriter (born 1989).
Born December 13th, 1989 in West Reading. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 36 years old
Evan Ryan
American vice presidential advisor.
Born April 18th, 1971 in Alexandria. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 55 years old
Jasper Johns
American painter and sculptor (1930).
Born May 15th, 1930 in Augusta.
Going-2-Die™ June 14th, 2026 at 96 years old
Péter Boross
Hungarian politician, prime minister.
Born August 27th, 1928 in Nagybajom.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 97 years old
Benito Carvajales
Cuban footballer.
Born July 25th, 1913 in Ourense.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 112 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781164813
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. Arthur Schopenhauer