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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Céline Dion
Canadian singer (born 1968).
Born March 30th, 1968 in Charlemagne.
Going-2-Die™ June 14th, 2026 at 58 years old
Jett Howard
American basketball player (born 2003).
Born September 14th, 2003 in Chicago. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 22 years old
Joan Birman
U.s. mathematician.
Born May 30th, 1927 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 12th, 2026 at 99 years old
Rafael Cadenas
Venezuelan writer.
Born April 8th, 1930 in Barquisimeto.
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 96 years old
Alfred Klingler
Handball player.
Born October 25th, 1912 in Leipzig.
Going-2-Die™ June 15th, 2026 at 113 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781252491
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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