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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Greek basketball player.
Born December 6th, 1994 in Athens. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 1st, 2026 at 31 years old
Lima Duarte
Brazilian actor.
Born March 29th, 1930 in Sacramento.
Going-2-Die™ July 1st, 2026 at 96 years old
Jirō Ono
Japanese chef.
Born October 27th, 1925 in Tenryū.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 100 years old
Emmanuel Wamala
Ugandan catholic bishop | once archbishop of kampala.
Born December 15th, 1926 in Masaka District.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 99 years old
Todor Gečevski
Macedonian basketball player.
Born October 28th, 1977 in Kavadarci Municipality.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 48 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782544760
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Let life be beautiful like summer flowers and death like autumn leaves. Rabindranath Tagore