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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Josh Brolin
American actor (born 1968).
Born February 12th, 1968 in Santa Monica.
Going-2-Die™ July 2nd, 2026 at 58 years old
Ahmad Jannati
Iranian ayatollah.
Born February 22nd, 1927 in Isfahan.
Going-2-Die™ July 1st, 2026 at 99 years old
Michael Gateley
Field hockey player.
Born June 13th, 1904 in Delhi.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 122 years old
Kojiro Yasuda
Japanese association football player.
Born August 14th, 2003 in Ishikawa Prefecture.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 22 years old
Zé Luiz
Brazilian footballer (born 1904).
Born November 16th, 1904 in Rio de Janeiro.
Going-2-Die™ July 1st, 2026 at 121 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782688613
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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