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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Whang-od
Filipino tattoo artist.
Born February 17th, 1917 in Tinglayan. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 109 years old
Craig Levein
Scottish association football player and manager (born 1964).
Born October 22nd, 1964 in Dunfermline.
Going-2-Die™ July 3rd, 2026 at 61 years old
Wang Yeping
Wife of jiang zemin, former general secretary of the chinese communist party.
Born February 12th, 1928 in Yangzhou.
Going-2-Die™ July 2nd, 2026 at 98 years old
Liselotte Pulver
Swiss actress.
Born October 11th, 1929 in Bern.
Going-2-Die™ July 2nd, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782720268
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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A normal human being does not want the Kingdom of Heaven: he wants life on earth to continue. George Orwell