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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Salman Khan
Indian actor and producer (born 1965).
Born December 27th, 1965 in Indore.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 60 years old
M. Leelavathy
Indian writer and academic.
Born September 16th, 1927 in Kottappadi.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 98 years old
Patrick Richard
American basketball player.
Born January 25th, 1990 in Lafayette.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 36 years old
Tzvi Avni
Israeli composer.
Born September 2nd, 1927 in Saarbrücken.
Going-2-Die™ June 30th, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782761720
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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