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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Aubrey Plaza
American actress, producer, comedian (born 1984).
Born June 26th, 1984 in Wilmington.
Going-2-Die™ July 1st, 2026 at 42 years old
Kurt Warner
American football player (born 1971).
Born June 22nd, 1971 in Burlington.
Going-2-Die™ July 4th, 2026 at 55 years old
Teresa Villarreal
Mexican feminist.
Born December 2nd, 1883 in Nuevo León. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 4th, 2026 at 142 years old
Herbert Wiedermann
Austrian sprint canoeist, born 1927.
Born November 1st, 1927 in Steindorf am Ossiacher See.
Going-2-Die™ July 3rd, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782894701
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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