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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Harrison Ford
American actor (born 1942).
Born July 13th, 1942 in Chicago.
Going-2-Die™ July 3rd, 2026 at 83 years old
Nayantara Sahgal
Indian writer (born 1927).
Born May 10th, 1927 in Prayagraj.
Going-2-Die™ July 5th, 2026 at 99 years old
Yoshiro Nakamatsu
Japanese inventor.
Born June 26th, 1928 in Tokyo.
Going-2-Die™ July 5th, 2026 at 98 years old
Gonzalo Sánchez de Lozada
President of bolivia.
Born July 1st, 1930 in La Paz.
Going-2-Die™ July 4th, 2026 at 96 years old
Sarah De Nutte
Luxembourgian table tennis player.
Born November 21st, 1992 in Dudelange.
Going-2-Die™ July 4th, 2026 at 33 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782954426
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Die happily and look forward to taking up a new and better form. Like the sun, only when you set in the west can you rise in the east. Rumi