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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Vera Miles
American actress (born 1929).
Born August 23rd, 1930 in Boise City.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 95 years old
Rebecca Schull
American actress.
Born February 22nd, 1929 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 29th, 2026 at 97 years old
Siân Berry
British politician (born 1974).
Born July 9th, 1974 in Cheltenham.
Going-2-Die™ June 29th, 2026 at 51 years old
Micheline Bernardini
French dancer.
Born December 1st, 1927 in Colmar.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 98 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782372069
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Death is beautiful when seen to be a law, and not an accident. Henry David Thoreau