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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mukesh Ambani
Indian businessman.
Born April 19th, 1957 in Aden. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2026 at 69 years old
Jim Thompson
American fashion designer.
Born March 21st, 1906 in Greenville.
Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2026 at 120 years old
Júlio Duarte Langa
Mozambican cardinal.
Born October 27th, 1927 in Xai-Xai.
Going-2-Die™ July 12th, 2026 at 98 years old
John Rhodes
British racing driver.
Born August 18th, 1927 in Wolverhampton.
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2026 at 98 years old
Senad Tiganj
Slovenian footballer.
Born August 28th, 1975 in Jesenice.
Going-2-Die™ July 9th, 2026 at 50 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783471922
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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