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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Nicole Kidman
Australian-american actress, producer, and model.
Born June 20th, 1967 in Honolulu. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2026 at 59 years old
Kebba Ceesay
Gambian footballer.
Born November 14th, 1987 in Bakau.
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2026 at 38 years old
Jacques Dixmier
French mathematician.
Born May 26th, 1924 in Saint-Étienne.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 102 years old
Benigno Gutiérrez
Bolivian footballer.
Born September 1st, 1925 in Bolivia.
Going-2-Die™ July 11th, 2026 at 100 years old
Manuel Gutiérrez
Mexican footballer.
Born April 8th, 1920 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ July 9th, 2026 at 106 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783566628
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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