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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Quentin Tarantino
American filmmaker and actor (born 1963).
Born March 27th, 1963 in Knoxville. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 63 years old
Mahira Khan
Pakistani actress and vj.
Born December 21st, 1984 in Karachi.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 41 years old
Douglas Hurd
British conservative politician and novelist (born 1930).
Born March 8th, 1930 in Marlborough.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 96 years old
Ray Anthony
American bandleader, trumpeter, songwriter, and actor (born 1922).
Born January 20th, 1922 in Bentleyville.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2026 at 104 years old
Shigeko Kagawa
Japanese supercentenarian.
Born May 28th, 1911 in Nara Prefecture.
Going-2-Die™ July 13th, 2026 at 115 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783747556
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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