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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sandra Bullock
American actress and film producer.
Born July 26th, 1964 in Arlington County.
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 61 years old
Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi
Saudi arabian.
Born November 30th, 1928 in Saudi Arabia. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 97 years old
Micheline Bernardini
French dancer.
Born December 1st, 1927 in Colmar.
Going-2-Die™ July 22nd, 2026 at 98 years old
Donald Kingsbury
Canadian mathematician and writer.
Born February 12th, 1929 in San Francisco.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 97 years old
Taimuraz Tigiyev
Olympic wrestler.
Born January 15th, 1982 in Vladikavkaz.
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 44 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784634094
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no risk of accident for someone who’s dead. Albert Einstein