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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Olivia Munn
American actress, comedian, television personality and author.
Born July 3rd, 1980 in Oklahoma City.
Going-2-Die™ July 26th, 2026 at 46 years old
Bonnie Bartlett
American actress.
Born June 20th, 1929 in Wisconsin Rapids.
Going-2-Die™ July 26th, 2026 at 97 years old
Gentleman
German reggae musician.
Born April 19th, 1975 in Osnabrück. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 23rd, 2026 at 51 years old
Israel Kirzner
American economist.
Born February 13th, 1930 in London.
Going-2-Die™ July 26th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784697218
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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