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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Elizabeth Olsen
American actress (born 1989).
Born February 16th, 1989 in Sherman Oaks.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 37 years old
Chi Haotian
Former minister of national defense of china.
Born July 9th, 1929 in Zhaoyuan.
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 97 years old
Hossein Noori Hamedani
Iranian grand ayatollah.
Born March 21st, 1925 in Hamadan.
Going-2-Die™ July 24th, 2026 at 101 years old
Dara Howell
Canadian freestyle skier.
Born August 23rd, 1994 in Huntsville.
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 31 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784772162
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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