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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sarah Paulson
American actress.
Born December 17th, 1974 in Tampa.
Going-2-Die™ July 27th, 2026 at 51 years old
Yayoi Kusama
Japanese artist (born 1929).
Born March 22nd, 1929 in Matsumoto.
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 97 years old
Alejandro Jodorowsky
Chilean-french filmmaker and comics writer.
Born February 7th, 1929 in Iquique, Tocopilla.
Going-2-Die™ July 25th, 2026 at 97 years old
Cheek
Finnish rapper, singer and record producer.
Born December 22nd, 1981 in Vantaa.
Going-2-Die™ July 27th, 2026 at 44 years old
Arlette Ben Hamo
French athletics competitor.
Born March 22nd, 1930 in Saint-Martin-de-Fontenay.
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784958774
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Die happily and look forward to taking up a new and better form. Like the sun, only when you set in the west can you rise in the east. Rumi