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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mia Khalifa
Lebanese-born american webcam model and former porn actress.
Born February 10th, 1993 in Beirut. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 33 years old
Thomas Sowell
American economist, social theorist, political philosopher and author.
Born June 30th, 1930 in Gastonia.
Going-2-Die™ July 18th, 2026 at 96 years old
Júlio Baptista
Brazilian footballer.
Born October 1st, 1981 in São Paulo.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 44 years old
Hubert Lafortune
Belgian gymnast.
Born November 24th, 1889 in Leuven.
Going-2-Die™ July 16th, 2026 at 136 years old
Marceau Fourcade
French rower.
Born January 26th, 1905 in Annaba. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 16th, 2026 at 121 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784187048
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J.K. Rowling