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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Neymar
Brazilian association football player..
Born February 5th, 1992 in Mogi das Cruzes. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 34 years old
Samuel Adler
American composer and conductor.
Born March 4th, 1928 in Mannheim.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 98 years old
Luciana Castellina
Italian politician and journalist.
Born August 9th, 1929 in Rome.
Going-2-Die™ July 18th, 2026 at 96 years old
Jasna Ptujec
Croatian handball player.
Born January 19th, 1959 in Zagreb.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 67 years old
Léopold Clabots
Belgian gymnast.
Born March 12th, 1893. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 18th, 2026 at 133 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784233635
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away. Terry Pratchett