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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Tom Brady
American football player (born 1977).
Born August 3rd, 1977 in San Mateo.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 48 years old
Vera Miles
American actress (born 1929).
Born August 23rd, 1930 in Boise City.
Going-2-Die™ July 18th, 2026 at 95 years old
Shiri Appleby
American actress and director.
Born December 7th, 1978 in Los Angeles.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 47 years old
Nahum Admoni
Director of mossad.
Born November 21st, 1929 in Jerusalem.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 96 years old
Marcial Ávalos
Paraguayan footballer.
Born December 5th, 1921 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ July 21st, 2026 at 104 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784279186
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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